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Welcome to Cheneyweenie.com... The site that shares America's concern and love for our great VP and supports him as he wrestles with terrorism, the economy, the Haliburton scandal and, most of all, his itsy-bitsie, teenie-weenie, tiny little Cheney-weenie (see Disclaimer).
Every American concerned with the security of our country must also be concerned with Mr. Cheney's peace of mind. As long as he is focused on his "piece" it is hard to imagine that he will be able to effectively direct his considerable acumen to the # 1 problem confronting true Americans - how to get GW re-elected and make those tax cuts permanent! So, anyone who has first-hand experience with a successful enlargement regimen is encouraged to contact the VP about his P. Please, no frivolous submissions - just support for a man who needs it. click here.  Make it bigger, Lord! "I do think there's an appropriate place in our public institutions and gatherings for prayer", Mr. Cheney has said, though the Lord works in mysterious ways - just ask George Bush, to whom everything is a mystery. But for Dick Cheney, the disconnect between his wordly power and the void in his pants is truly a sacred mystery. Growing up in the Big Sky Country of Wyoming, marrying Lynne - a former flaming baton twirler - and supporting the "Star Wars" plans of the late Ronald Reagan to the hilt...well, it just doesn't seem right that his personal power should be so truncated as it were. Those who would draw parellels between this and Mr. Cheney's inconsistencies on defense - chiding the Clinton administration for continuing his own defense cut proposals - LA Times - Aug 24-2000 - "We were victorious in the Cold War, and in the aftermath of that, we did in fact significantly reduce the overall size of the U.S. military," Cheney said. "But I think we've gone too far with it. I think we've shrunk the force now at the same time we've been adding commitments, and so we're stretched pretty thin." This site has no connection with Vice President Dick Cheney, his office or the Republican Party. We can't imagine anyone would think it did, but since Bush and Cheney managed to get themselves elected, we thought it wouldn't hurt to mention it. BTW, this site has no connection with the Democratic or any other party either - unless you count that party of the first part which would be little old us - Wonderpants Web Services. |
In a candid moment, the Vice-President describes the size of his member when angry, admitting that it is not "big-time" and that it is even smaller when he is thinking about Lynne or "how the hell we're going to pull our asses out of that Irag fire Wolfy and Perle got us in to". |
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